Is this the right formula for obesity? read below?
Calculating the distance between Beer & Pizza in refrigerator to the Couch and gaining 5 -10 lbs in one week?subtract sports regular (sex)-cardio exercise,daily situps and push,divide that by having no social live..being bored and lonely…low income…will positively result in obesisty and high blood pressure..final answer!
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The problem in your formula is low income. Being low income reduces you ability to buy junk food and keep yourself hooked up with Jerry Springer and Internet porn.
It’s funny, I liked your formula! lol
You can add in a dog who has been trained to bring you a beer from the fridge. And having the pizza delivered so you don’t even have to walk to the car. And subtract the sex.
I’m not sure about gaining 5-10 lbs in a week. That’s a little excessive. Maybe in a month.
Low income forces you to eat fast/junk food because it’s cheaper than organic non-processed foods. Have you ever shopped in a natural food market? The prices will make you faint.